Just learned I have 365,000 lifetime miles on United Airlines. I've probably earned another 150,000 on other carriers combined since 1992, so let's call it an even half million as a working stiff. I believe this still leaves me a mere 2.5 million shy of getting a plane named after me on that carrier. (Presumably that'd be one of those burned-out fire and rescue training shells, as they save the coveted commemorative airframes for the Ryan Binghams of the world.)